Drink

When the sun goes down and the lights go on

im about ready to go out

i've been pissed all day and i stink like a skunk

you should never drive when you are already drunk

so drink before you drive

lets go for a nice long ride

dont be scared you will see

i've destroyed more cars than you would ever dream

well i've owned a pontiac a renault jaguar and ford

once even crashed my airplane through my neighbour's front door

owned a bmw a mercedes and i guess all the fucking rest

but i never had a car for more than three days or less

I woke up in hell and the devil said to me

you are the dumbest fucking drunken retard that ive ever seen

well in hell there's no place for a drunken bastard like you

I'm fuckin sick and tired of cleaning up your spew

Words/music: Philip Seibel